Welcome to my homepage, feel free to look around. I'm sure you'll find everything to be quite uninteresting.

Ah, where do I start?
"About me", hm? Well, I'm quite the bore and I'm average in just about every sense. The story of myself is one of an Australian boy, born in the early days of Autumn, nineteen ninety seven.
Feel free to ask me anything you would actually care to know.

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