ATTENTION ALL!

I've been getting a few requests, so I figured I'd make little tutorial on HOW TO SELL YOUR SOUL TO IMVU FOR CREDITS! (it's what all the cool kids are doing.)

1. Extract your soul from your body. To do this, put a dollar in your mouth and spit it out. DO NOT SWOLLOW If you are adequate, your sould should follow it. The, catch your soul and store it someplace where it won't get out.

2. Load your soul onto a jump drive. Just stuff it through the USB part (the part that goes into your computer). Don't worry, it'll go through.

3. Put your jump drive into your computer, and open it up. Your soul should appear as an icon with your face on it.

4. Open up your Soulpay account, and if you don't have one, AIM vampirelotl. She'll give you the url. When you get there, make an account.

5. Go to the "Worth" button at the top of the page. Upload your soul into the "Soul Worth Calculator", and click the "calculate worth" button. It should lead you to a page that tells you the worth of your soul in credits.

6. There should be a link along the top bar of the page that says "Sell". This is where you sell your soul.

7. Upload your soul again, and then click the button that says "Sell!".

8. Voila!


Disclamer: Soulpay does not exist. Vampirismlotl is an account I never use. You can't sell your soul to imvu, assclown. If you really need credits (virtual money, worth next to nothing), then I suggest you buy credits.