A lady walks in to an ice cream polar she looks around at all the different flavors then she goes to the sales counter and ask the sales clerk for a half gallon of chocolate ice cream the clerk replies to the lady that they are out of chocolate ice cream so she says darn and preceeds to walk towards the door but as she got to the door she thinks for a second and goes back to the sales clerk and ask him for a quart of chocolate ice cream the clerk grins but says miss we are out of chocolate ice cream so she pat her feet on the floor then preceed to walk towards the door again but before she opens it she goes back to the sales clerk and ask this time for a pint of chocolate ice cream the clerk is getting frustrated and say miss please follow me so she follows him to the different flavors of ice cream as they are labeled so he ask her if she see the van in vanilla she answers yes he ask if she see the straw in strawberry she answers yes then he ask her if she see the FUCC in chocolate she answers there is no fucc in chocolate he says to her thats what i was trying to tell you we don't have no FUCCING Chocolate ice cream :) :)