Hi! I'm BetZ, with a Z. It's easy to remember, trust me. I am a lone prophet of Fondu sent to bring you warnings from the book of Farmers. Love cheese or die. It's amazing. There is no proof that Cheese is the ultimate source of power. Of course there is no proof of a real God either. This is because cheese IS a God. Notice that countries and cultures who have cheese live on forever. Those that don't starve and we send them 13 cents a month for a cheesy post card. They have not found Cheesus. You must find Cheesus in your heart by repenting to Fondu. Or die a miserable death like the infadel you are. But enough of that clatter. I'm Me, that's Betz. I enjoy the following: long walks through mine fields, eating cheese, giving cheesy puns, being a smart ass, your mom, and your best friends mom. I enjoy comically insulting people. I love to have fun. I also enjoy tackling, biting faces off, and devouring the innocent. I have alot of goals in life, like living to be 27. Well.. that's kinda long term. I just want to wake up the next day or week. That's good. I can't askfor more than that. Well, If I'm comfy I'll just want to sleep and wish for a coma, and let me die in a beautiful dream; but then I realise I have shit to do, so I bust my tail for a moment. Then it's time to sleep more, yay! The cheese stands alone. [Farmers 6:13] Cheese is the name for God,on the lips and chips of nacho lovers. -Fondu prophet.